1- Recruit
Leaps short temples in a single bound.
Can Hoolie with the best of them.
More powerful than a horse.
Faster than a speeding arrow.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to the Chancellors.

2- Rookie
Leaps temples with a single bound.
Admired by other Hooliers.
More powerful than a chariot.
Is just as fast as a speeding arrow.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Talks with the Chancellors.

3- Greenhorn
Leaps short temples with a running start and favorable winds.
Gets caught by the occasional Hoolie.
Is almost as powerful as a chariot.
Is faster than a speeding arrow if thrown.
Walks on water in indoor swimming pools.
Talks with Chancellors if special request is approved.

4- Disciple
Barely clears a hut.
Can spell Hoolie.
Loses tug-of-war with a chariot.
Can fire a bow and arrow.
Swims well.
Occationally addressed by Chancellors.

5- Apprentice Cadet
Leaps up front steps of temples.
Knows what a Hoolie is.
Can ride a chariot if seatbelt is secure.
Well versed with the 'Nerf' bow and arrow set.
Can bathe without drowning.
Knows the Chancellor's names.

6- Cadet
Makes high marks on temples when trying to leap them.
Constantly has egg on their face.
Is run over by chariots.
Can sometimes handle a bow and arrow without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles in ponds.
Talks with animals.

7- Notable Cadet
Runs into temples when trying to leap them.
Hoolies themselves.
Recognizes a chariot 2 out of 3 times.
Is not allowed to use a bow and arrow.
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in use of a life jacket.
Talks to walls.

8- Junior Cadet
Can find a temple in a deserted town if the sign is well lit.
Cleans up after Hoolie day.
Thinks a chariot is an outhouse.
Uses bow and arrow as a fancy hat.
Drinks pond water.
Talks with plant life.

9- Senior Cadet
Confuses large rocks as temples.
Shows up for Hoolie day armed with only a slice of bread.
Sits at side of road and watches chariots pass by.
Turned in bow and arrow set for a lovely pair of sandals.
Gets drunk drinking pond water.
Mumble to themselves.

10- Master Cadet
Falls over doorstep when trying to leap temples.
Uses Hoolie day as an all you can eat buffet.
Points and says, "Look at the pretty chariot."
Wets themselves at the mere mention of a bow and arrow.
Plays in mud puddles.
Can only speak mono-sylabolicaly.

Chancellor
Lifts temples and walks under them.
Food cowers in their presence.
Kicks chariots out of their way.
Catches speeding arrows in their teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
They are GODS.